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This is the user page of the Uncyclopedia editor who calls himself Filanator”

I'm so bored, I'm going to create my own page.

What's more, it's going to be made entirely of links. Just random pages. Well, when I'm done anyway. By the way, feel free to add links.

Thankyou for visiting my humble page.

Marree man greyscale outline.jpg This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.

I'm a student from Australia, as you can tell by my little template up there. No-one touch that template.


“This person occasionally edits Uncyclopedia, and calls himself Filanator”

~ Captain Obvious on Filanator

“Filanator is dead. Filanator remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Filanators simply to appear worthy of it?”

~ Friedrich Nietzsche on the death of Filanator

“The only thing worse than being Filanator is not being Filanator”

~ Oscar Wilde on not being Filanator

“I hate that guy.”

~ God on Filanator


My Editing Status[edit]

I joined Uncyclopedia on the 15th of June, 2007. Since I'm a member of the Grue army (Red and Black Squadron) I get rid of graffiti a lot, and as a member of the Comma Brigade I proofread a lot of stuff. Generally, however, I add stuff to unfinished text adventures.

Actually, I think I might make my own text adventure. Update: I've started now, here it is. Feel free to add to it.

What I look like[edit]

Several people think I am a vampire and/or am about to kill 5 million Jews (I'm not racist by the way, I just look like Hitler without a moustache). I have what looks like a combover but isn't, and I am constantly solving my Rubik's Cube. It's actually an addiction. I'm not proud.

My Interests[edit]

My interests include:

  • Reading
  • Science
  • School
  • General nerdy stuff
  • The Grue Army
  • Uncyclopedia text adventures. Hopefully, I can finish them all. Then I'll get to add more userboxes
  • Userboxes

My Userboxes[edit]

I'm such a userbox whore.

Marree man greyscale outline.jpg This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable cartoon. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and meditates at the cartoon.
Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Hammer and sickle.png This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Brain.gif This user's IQ is Over 9000.

Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice. Help!
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to hell.

Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
This space for rent.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.


This user is a unrefined abnormal earlobe that likes to write while offensive pricey kittens neuter his gyroscope.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random vigilant Daewoo that cogitated his finger inside of your Daewoo so you must duel him/her with your vigilant Daewoo.
US flag.gif

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
(List of other anti-Texans)
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
OperaLogo.jpg This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
Earth.gif This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.

This user is ARR-some!

Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
Investment bonds.jpg This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!

Assassin.JPG This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
IP This user's IP is
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Weasel photo3.jpg This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
sub subliminal!
Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png

This user be a pirate in disguise.


This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.

Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is a geek.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
n00b This user is a n00b.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user predicts a riot.

NO This user doesn't care.
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
  1. REDIRECT Template:User explode
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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center;font-size:14pt;" | typo-G
This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
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center;font-size:14pt;" | MS-4
This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
Bmup smaller.jpg This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

George Bush smiling.jpg This User Hates George W. Bush

Yes, I am a Marree-man-Firefox-User-Pimaniac-Bat-fuck-insane-person-AAAAAAAAAAAAA!-Vampire-master-editor- religion-hater-userbox-lover-grue-hyped-up-guy-Barney-hater-communist-smart-person-hostage- in-Chinese-cookie-factory-person-who-is-approved-by-Mr.Ducky-mutant-boy-poor-person-Camelotian- person-with-lots-of-userboxes-gots-themselves-a-shuv'l-has-space-for-rent-not-American-but- Australian-template-userbox-lover-random-thing-anti-Texan-straight-person-Opera-lover-person- who-can-be-found-on-Frappr-pirate-zombie-miser-assassin-bananaphone-lover-backwards-person- Uncyclopedia-lover- person-who-knows-the-awful-truth-about-hummingbirds-Pudgist-person-who-is-approved-by-Satan- subliminal-guy-unicorn-supporter-FSMist-ADD-person-Anti-BENSON-ite-member-of-the-evil-Atheist- conspiracy-coulrophobe-mad-scientist-not-Napoleon-paranoid-guy-cowbell-addict-seizure-guy- geek-deluded-egomaniac-profane-person-hater-n00b-lazy-person-person-who-doesn't-like-other- people-messing-around-with-his-userboxes-untrustworthy-person- Wikipedia-hater-musician-person-who-simply-doesn't-care-ninja-person-whose-head-asplode- homocidal-environmentalist-mercenary-indiscriminate-pillager-Jihadist-veteran-of-the-n00b- r0xx0r-member-of-the-gure-army-sniper-text-adventurer-stickler-for-spelling-person-who- speaks-his-mind-pika-pika-pika-hater-sarcastic-person-random humourist-proofreader-George-W-Bush-hater!

Useful Links[edit]

For me, not for you.


<poll> Do you like Filanator? Yes No Don't know, don't care </poll>

<poll> Should Filanator write an article not about himself? Yes No All your base are belong to us ! </poll>

<poll> Do you like doing these polls? Yes No Cowbell!!!!! </poll>