Do not fret!
Welcome to my own little slice of purgatory!
So this is pretty much my page. If you have questions, comments, concerns, do not direct them at me. Wait, please do. Also, it's bland. But soon, it won't be.
Stuff I wrote
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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