User:Fou-Lu

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WARNING[edit]

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Fou-Lu May Cause Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, Heartburn, Diarrhea, Heat Stroke, Gonorrhea, Strokes, G.R.I.D.S, Depression, Dementia, Insanity, Amnesia, PTSD, Internal Bleeding, Anal Fissures, Anal Seepage, And May Complicate Pregnancy
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This STD has been canonized by the Pope for its
    

blessed fight against the use of evil condoms.


Quotes[edit]

“You may rely on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Fou-Lu

“Fuck Fou-Lu.”

~ Pope John Paul II on Fou-Lu

“Many times have I fantasized of raping Fou-Lu.”

~ Eminem on Fou-Lu

“VENIVIDIFOVLV”

~ IVLIVSCAESAR on FOVLV

“At this time, I have nothing to say on the subject of Fou-Lu.”

~ Template:USERNAME on Fou-Lu

“All Fou-Lu are created equal. But some Fou-Lu are more equal than others.”

~ George Orwell on Fou-Lu

“Damn the Fou-Lu! Full speed ahead!”

~ David Farragut on Fou-Lu

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this User Page.”

~ Ronald Reagan on Fou-Lu

“I came, I saw. I left”

~ Julius Caesar on Fou-Lu

“A spam bot hit our Links page. But, the bot has no browser info, it's like yelling "I'M INVISIBLE I'M INVISIBLE" the lack of browser info now tells me that he's a spam bot. I guess he didn't get the memo: Nobody gets past Oryan's code”

~ Oryan on Spambots

“"The BSOD is the most popular part of Windows! I get thousands of calls on the help line about it, every week!"”

~ Bill Gates on The Blue Screen of Death

“If we bomb Iraq, Bin Laden will die in Afganistan.”

~ Bush on Bin Laden

“I'll suck every man in the union”

~ Monica Lewinsky on Running for President

Featured Templates[edit]

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LOCK THE WINDOWS AND BOLT THE DOORS,
SOME HORNY BASTARD IS COMING TO RAPE YOU!
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I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS NOW,
BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS END OF THAT HORN
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!
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*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

UserBoxes[edit]

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la-4 This user speaks Latin at a near-native level.
php-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of PHP.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
sa-0 This user does not understand Sarcasm and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
perl-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Perl.
ns-4 This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.
MW-E This user only speaks MediaWiki because it was a required course in school.
java-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Java.
fur-G This user does not speak Furry and furthermore believes Furry to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Furry.
css-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of CSS.
ao-X This user only speaks AOLer enough to seduce native AOLer speakers.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is 147.

NO-S This user understands enough of the Norwegian Language to stalk DiKKy Heartiez.

PISS[edit]

YOU BUGFUCKING CUNTBAG





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