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  1. UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image <-Feature June 20, 2010
  2. UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan <-Feature June 19, 2010
  3. UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
  4. UnNews:Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
  5. UnNews:BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
  6. UnNews:Sperm whale poop fights climate change
  7. UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
  8. UnNews:U.S. discovers $1 googol in Afghan gold <-Feature June 14, 2010
  9. UnNews:Military spectacle mocks Queen Elizabeth's birthday <-Feature June 12, 2010
  10. HowTo:Appreciate Womp Rats (Post Pee)
  11. Post Apocalypse (Post-Post Pee)
  12. HowTo:Be Uncyclopedia Beach Local <-Feature June 19, 2010
  13. UnNews:Taliban executes spy-baby, 2, for spying
  14. UnNews:Child photographed smoking huge joint at Phillies game
  15. UnNews:Iran's Ahmadinejad slams devil
  16. UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
  17. UnNews:Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher <-Feature June 7, 2010
  18. UnNews:Mexican drug cartel reportedly plotted to blow up Texas <-Feature June 6, 2010
  19. UnNews:Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry <-Feature June 5, 2010
  20. UnNews:Thailand entices tourists back after mayhem <-Feature June 3, 2010
  21. UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo <-Feature June 3, 2010
  22. UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
  23. UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
  24. UnNews:Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China
  25. HowTo:Start a computer
  26. UnNews:Philippe Cousteau discovers horrors of under water oil spill
  27. UnNews:Charles Manson denied parole for 382nd time, gives interview
  28. UnNews:Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca <-Feature May 26, 2010
  29. HowTo:Disperse an angry mob of protesters <-Feature May 29, 2010
  30. UnNews:Mutant species discovered amid warnings of Godzilla threat <-Feature May 23, 2010
  31. UnNews:Thailand shows weapons confiscated from unarmed protesters
  32. UnNews:BP concedes Gulf oil spill raised sea level 12 feet
  33. UnNews:Facebook blocks Pakistan over 'satirical content'
  34. UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
  35. UnNews:Iran to resume enrichment
  36. UnNews:Two different ‘If I Did It’ books released same day
  37. UnNews:Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned
  38. UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold <-Feature May 12, 2010
  39. UnNews:D.C. Council approves party weed
  40. UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!” <-Feature May 9, 2010
  41. UnNews:World leaders rush to contain Greek contagion
  42. UnNews:Massive strike paralyzes Greece <-Feature May 5, 2010
  43. UnNews:U.S. reveals it has lost count of nuclear warheads, introduces “Continental Bomb” <-Feature May 4, 2010
  44. HowTo:Beat jet lag <-Feature May 22, 2010
  45. Jet Lag
  46. HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak <-Feature May 1, 2010
  48. Uncyclopedia Beach Local
  49. Mecca Vice <-Feature May 3, 2010
  50. Mutaween
  51. Religious Police
  52. HHhaarrraannggmMM
  53. Kablam
  54. Mike Tyson
  55. Don Martin
  56. Laird Hamilton
  57. December 21, 2012
  58. Lord Christopher Monckton
  59. Jack Bauer Facts
  60. Kriptonite
  61. Local
  62. G-Rex
  63. Soma©
  64. Amero
  65. Blue-ringed octopus
  66. Joe Pesci
  67. William Westmoreland
  68. Mai lai
  69. My Lie
  70. Voidism <-Feature May 27, 2010
  71. iBauer
  72. Ancient Uncyclopedia
  73. BNA
  74. Bad Nigger Attitude
  75. 2012
  76. December 22, 2012
  77. Lunar Launch Saga
  78. Punji Stick
  79. Dead Dick
  80. Dick Head
  81. Baby Boomers
  82. ITSCON
  83. Flying Purple People Eater
  84. The Big Crunch
  85. The Misunderstood
  86. The Yardbirds
  87. Psychedelic Music
  88. United States of Earth
  89. Alfred E. Neuman
  90. Roberto Duran
  91. UnNews:Anti-protest protestors pressure protestors to surrender over protest
  92. UnNews:American owners to sell Liverpool
  93. UnNews:Astronauts cry as Obama cans NASA flimflam
  94. UnNews:Vatican forgiven by Beatles
  95. UnNews:Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand
  96. UnNews:Astro-plumbers replace septic tank on space station
  97. UnNews:Twins conjoined in 14-hour op
  98. UnNews:Free Colombian ‘devil's nipple’ costs users
  99. UnNews:Tiger didn't rape anybody
  100. UnNews:Queen dissolves lump of sugar as PM calls for election
  101. UnNews:Miami Vice inspired ‘Mecca Vice’ steals Saudi TV top spot
  102. UnNews:Court opens in British teen's murder in India
  103. UnNews:Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry
  104. UnNews:Ancient Uncyclopedia discovered in India
  105. UnNews:Erykah Badu faces death for nude walk in Mecca
  106. UnNews:Apple unveils millions of apps for iApp device
  107. UnNews:Condemned sorcerer pleads for Saudi mercy
  108. UnNews:Sacrificial-virgin-in-volcano ritual decried in India
  109. UnNews:Shake Worm is a tattletale for impending quakes
  110. UnNews:Fuk-tart militia accused in plot to kill Satan
  111. UnNews:“Pineapple” Noriega's great-grandson pleads drugs, cash
  112. UnNews:Rocket-boat to circle globe in 80 minutes
  113. UnNews:Predatory choirboys abuse priest
  114. UnNews:Pentagon to gays: “come and get it!”
  115. UnNews:Fort Knox robbed, nothing to steal
  116. UnNews:Sumatran tiger saves man
  117. UnNews:Obama arrives in Afghanistan, braves RPG, sniper fire (LIVE)
  118. UnNews:Kundra calls for Uncyclopedia of political tomfoolery
  119. UnNews:Volcano erupts under Icelandic igloo
  120. UnNews:Ahmadinejad visits Auschwitz, denies hell cost
  121. UnNews:Mamboo Zulu tops Forbes list of world’s poorest people
  122. UnNews:Rigged Oscars defused by ex-wife
  123. UnNews:India unveils giant air freshener to scrub atmosphere
  124. UnNews:Niagara Falls loses job
  125. UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize
  126. UnNews:Ebola suicide sneezer arrested in West Bank
  127. UnNews:Old Faithful quits
  128. UnNews:Eminem edges out 50 Cent as Forbes richest
  129. UnNews:Singapore refuses visa to Dalai Lama's nephew
  130. UnNews:Hobo receives $90 million tax refund
  131. UnNews:Blanks: cheap alternative or ulterior motive
  132. UnNews:Vietnam copies Veterans Memorial with 300-kilometer wall
  133. UnNews:Reporter permitted one corny story
  134. UnNews:Suicidal surfer sues sea
  135. UnNews:Atheists decry SOS
  136. UnNews:Death sues life
  137. UnNews:Mike Tyson KO’ed by midriff bulge
  138. UnNews:Suicide bomber commits suicide
  139. UnNews:Lord Monckton denies denying denial
  140. UnNews:Soma claims actor Corey Haim
  141. Iran demands heavier sanctions
  142. UnNews:Jack Bauer arrests screenwriters
  143. UnNews:NATO forces seize 38 tons of BB gun ammo
  144. UnNews:Sock puppet sues Uncyclopedia cites failure
  145. UnNews:FED Sues Uncyclopedia, Demands NWO Evidence Removed
  146. UnNews:Afghanistan: Large Blast Rocks Naught?
  147. UnNews: Military Consensus: No News is Good News
  148. UnNews:'Zombies' have free speech rights too, US court rules
  149. UnNews: Massive Earthquake, Giant Sink Hole Swallows Chile
  150. UnNews:The Kick of Assassination
  151. UnNews:Yardbirds regroup with reborn singer
  152. UnNews:Afghanistan: NATO Air Strike Kills 190,000 Civilians
  153. UnNews:Psychopath Sues Self, Loses
  154. UnNews:Sun, 2.5 Billion Plaintiffs, Sue Gore
  155. UnNews:Person Determines Own Importance
  156. UnNews:UnRock Awarded Most unFamous Band on Earth
  157. UnNews:New York Evicted from Ground 0
  158. UnNews:Belligerent Bird Taser Hits its Target
  159. UnNews:Lord Monckton Exposes Global Warming

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