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" Alcoholism: you have two cows then you get drunk and kill both of them" - Mega Knigh22


OK... I am Grueeater...I tried to eat a grue once...didn't work... so little children on uncyclopedia right now listen to my words of wisdom... DONT EAT GRUES! Thank you that is all....

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NO This user doesn't care.

This user is an adventurer.

Amonite Cropped.jpg This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

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... and is unabashedly American!

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Feel free to leave
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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This user predicts a riot.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

al-P This f****r speaks the Ancient Language heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ca-P This f****r speaks Canajan, eh? heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
elv-P This f****r speaks Elvish heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.

Grues will be eaten by massive humans some time in the year 3000!!!!! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

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