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Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month February 2009


This user has fixed that damn leaky muffler on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2009-A.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month April 2009

Author of the Month UnBooks Author of the Month May 2009

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Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month October 2009

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2010

Grand Cross of the Order

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of Der Unwehr
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You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr.



Hi. I am Guildensternenstein, which is a combination of the nonsensical names 'Guildenstern' and 'Sternenstein'. So yeah. That's more-or-less it.

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Also me.

Bold = Personal Favorite

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I've taken it upon myself to rewrite all (or at least most of) the articles on great directors here, because I'm an avid film fan, and yeah. Also, the articles on most of these guys totally suck, so yeah.

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Stuff I'm currently planning/writing/have vaguely conceptualized but may never actually get to etc.

  • Document 2
  • The Fifties
  • Unbooks:American History! Part II
  • UnBooks: Great Abridged Progressive Rock Epics
  • Milton Bradley (as sort of a tie-in with Chutes and Ladders)
  • UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England
  • Post-Birth Abortion
  • Gnarly Beards
  • Pidgin English
  • Wishbone (TV series)
  • Class Theory


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