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“Now, I’ve asked you several times before. Several times, Mahmoosha. My patience is at its end. If you refuse my query yet again, I can assure you that you won’t like the consequences, understand? Now, where is ‘Smokin’’ Cheddar Bee-Bee-Qyoo?”


“Isn’t that cute; defending your friend? Mr. Tourniquet! I think it’s time to introduce Mahmoosha to…the anal rod.”

No! Anything but that!”

“Then tell me where Cheddar is!

“I…I can’t….”

“Very well. Mr. Tourniquet—”

“Alright! Alright! He’s…he’s…on Uncyclopedia.”

“Hah! Don’t be absurd! No one as great as the Almighty Cheddar would waste their time in such a place! Mr. Tourniquet—rod Mahmoosha’s anus.”