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Hhamdy283 was born in Ottawa, Canada, on the Fourth of July. Or the Twenty-Eighth of March. Whatever. Hhamdy283 often dresses up in a cape and mask and fights crime. Well, fought. He watched V For Vendetta, thought it was cool, tried it, got tired from killing people, and came home. Although, he was successful in blowing up Parliament (the Canadian one, or Parliament Jr., as opposed to the Australian Parliament, which is known as Parliament HeywatchoolookingatwannafightheytossmeanotherFoster's.)
NOTE: CSIS (Canadian Security Intelligence Service), I am not planning to blow up Parliament. It's not worth the fertilizer/stump remover.
Apart from his masked adventures, this user is well known for his political activism, and is trying to get Jesus elected as the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Canada. Let's be honest people, there is only one true judge, and his name is Jesus Christ, and he cries when babies die.
This user's catchphrase is "Good luck with that". I work it into every article I do. I mean, he does. Yeah.
Here's a list of articles that I created or made awesome.
Photoshop You Say?
I've got Photoshop CS 8.0, so I edit alot of stuff. I'm kinda good at it. And if the government is reading this, I promise I did not download it from Bearshare and just replace all the security files that prevent bootlegs, and that I in fact paid the $650 US retail price. This works for me, of course, because I am a student, and we naturally have alot of money because university is soooo cheap in Canada. Why, it's only $20,000 for a BA in political sciences! I naturally make plenty more than that!
Some Stuff I Made With Photoshop
- Not very good. It took me about 10 minutes.
I Am Speak Good Engrish!
Just to let eveyone know, I use Canadian English, which is essentially like British English except with more American spellings. I also tend to use British words (torch, spanner, bollocks, etc.) So please, do not correct my Canadian spellings, because that would result in me having to use off-colour language, I would be forced to beat you with a spanner, I might have to turn your userpage into bollocks, or sleep with your mum.
What I'm Planning
- A really amazing article on something to be decided. My articles are written somewhat on the spur of the moment, so it will happen when it happens.
What I'm NOT Planning
- Blow up Parliament
- Attack on the CN Tower (Well, what would come out of that? All that would happen is 50 assholes that like to eat and rotate would die.)
- Sleep with your mum (your sister....meh....)