User:High Gen. Grue

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If you do not play Grueslayer, I will choke you, Homer Simpson style.

If YOU see or are part of a Major flamewar, tell me, and I'll have all wariors go to my Talk page. I will give my time to keep the flamewars from becoming ban-worthy. Aboutface! At ease, Soldier!

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High Gen. Grue
Real Name:Gen. Han Solo
Gender: Male
Member since: I forget.
Weight/Mass: Less than 200 pounds
Occupation: High General, IRC surgeon
Favourite Article Game: Game:Grueslayer
Favorite article: Stephen Hawking ran over my cat
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Euroipods
IRC name(s): HighGenGrue, HanSolo
Weapon of Choice: Chaingun/Pump-Action shotgun/Rifle/CHAINSAW THAT IS ON FIRE/Non-Lethal but VERY PAINFUL Riot gun.
Stupidest Action: Feeding a troll.
Infobox ripped off legally taken from AAA!

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About Me[edit]

This is me.

Hello. You probably think I am always a grue. But you would be an imbecile. I am actually Han Solo, who drank a pial of Morpheous, made by Rebellion workers. Now, when I want to be a grue, I am. I have cats, which I don't huff (Other Cats:Yes). Now that THAT is done, more stuff. I have beaten Uncy's Zork AND the real Zork. I am currently a Star Wars fanboy, and any snickering will earn you death.

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Grue Army[edit]

Welcolme to the page of the Grue Commander, <insert name here>, and please, don't get eaten by A Grue soldier. add yourself if you want.

Members of the Army[edit]

These devoted users protect Uncyclopedia, with Honor, Bravery, and Vigilance. They have read the Code of War, and as they gained the knowledge, they pass it on to the next users, who will pass it on to the next, as my mentors had done long ago.

The Grue Army's General with UNSOC's first Preimer Party Member



  • Domo Kun





Covert Ops[edit]




Special Ranks[edit]

Mechanized Assault Squad[edit]

What is the Grue Army?[edit]

The Grue Army is a Dedicate Group of Soldiers (Your rank, whatever) trying to eradicate vandalism, break up flame wars that aren't on BHOP, among other things, such as helping other users. Note:If you need help from us, consult any members, listed above.

Recruitment Stations[edit]

Grue fortresses, bases, bunkers...[edit]

If you joined, and want to make a base on your userspace, go ahead. IF YOU WANT, i'm not saying you should.

Don't Die![edit]

Entrance of Grue Base[edit]

It is dark. You see these words on a plaque: This base is owned by Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines. Would you like to go to the barracks or High General Grue's office?Grue Jammy.gif

My to-do list...[edit]

Grue Army Newsletter
main baserecruitmentUNSOCnewsroom

Last updated 19:51, October 15, 2009