User:High Gen. Grue/GrueArmy

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User:High Gen. Grue/ArmyMap Users not with the Grue Army:YOU ARE IN RESTRICTED USERSPACE. YOU MUST LAND. Land at hangar 31. IRC CHAN is here. JAVA APPLET FOR IRC CHAN IS HERE.

“There is no sin except stupidity.

~ OW on vandalism

“The best of best at rogue fixing.”

~ Template:U on The Grue Army

“We're the Grue Army. Impossible is our stock of trade.”

~ Template:U on The Grue Army

“Hey, I am a captain! Do I get a ship?”

~ Template:U on The Grue Army

“Stop with the quotes.”

~ Template:U on Uncyclopedian's quote

Grue Army Newsletter
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Last updated 00:51, December 23, 2010

For our cause, go here.
Join the Grue Army!


18600 Choose a squadron, or two, or all.

Red Squadron[edit]

Job:Reverting Vandalism

Green Squadron[edit]

Job:Reporting Vandals

Blue Squadron[edit]

Job:Breaking up destructive flame wars, unless on BHOP

Gold Squadron[edit]

Job:Banning Vandals (Sysops only)

Yellow Squadron[edit]

Job:Dying in Y-wings Helping users with everyday problems

Twin Suns Squadron[edit]

Job:Placing crap on QVFD, VFD, and NRV ICU

Black Ops Squadron[edit]

Job:Removing racism and gay messages.

Good Cop, Bad Cop[edit]

Random Deeds shown as "R"
Random deeds are self explanatory.
Scout:When the user gets 5 plusses.
SpecOp:When the user gets 20 plusses
Private:When the user gets 50 plusses
Captain:: When the user gets 90 plusses
Marshal: When the user gets 160 plusses
Admiral: When the user gets 250 plusses
Major: When the user gets 350 plusses (Damn, I just realised I SKIPPED A WHOLE RANK)
General: When the user gets 450 plusses
  • Zerotrousers:1
  • MNM5150:1
  • AmericanBastard:1
  • Emmzee:1
  • Medvedev:6 R
  • Starnestommy:96
  • High Gen. Grue:72
  • Lord Fluffy (Allied Godly Entity, Private):57
  • Andorin Kato:786
  • Capercorn:20
  • Insineratehymn:453
  • Thekillerfroggy:4011 RRR
  • trar:1
  • Leoispotter:40
  • Yvonne:1
  • Asshatchampion:1
  • General Eisenhower:1
  • HaakonX:1
  • Uncyclopedian:211RR
  • Math Poet:1
  • General Tso's Chicken:1
  • Tripod2282:1
  • Sliferjam:1
  • Scott:1
  • Robertodole:1
  • Chrissy:0
  • MackMan:1
  • KingKitty:8
  • Defender 911:1
  • Tortilla the hun:1
  • Dimario:1
  • Gert5:485
  • Necropaxx:1
  • Amarao:1
  • DiZ:1
  • Pigeon:1
  • the.original.joe.shmoe:1
  • JoshHJ:35
  • Ljlego:45
  • King Semsem:0
  • Pieface:24
  • KingNike:0
  • El Pollo Diablo:0
  • Social Studiously:0
  • Bonner:591
  • Eiyuu Kou:0
  • Premier Tom Mayfair:5 R
  • Hinoa:581 R
  • Jedravent:39R
  • Electrified mocha chinchilla:0
  • DjGentoo:70


Wanted: Random Uncyclopedia vandals. Kill them.

Records:Archive One Archive Two Archive Three Archive Four Archive Five (hey, I rhymed) Archive Six

Tips for New Users needing help[edit]

Even as little blocks, we will protect you.
  • If you want to keep your article from being ICU'd, place {{contruction}} on your article. Or you can make a user sub-page like User:<insert name here>/Article WIP.
  • If you need help, you can go to The Help forum. Please follow, and read the link in BIG LETTERS.

Other ways to get help include:

Asking a Grue Army member (We won't eat you, don't worry.)
Bribe Ask an sysop. They might know.
Try IRC, a few users are willing to help you there.
  • If you would like other's opinion on your articles, send a request in Pee Review.
  • A good place to ask for help on spelling and grammar is Ceridwyn's proofreading service.
  • Before editing, read HTBFANJS. The more, the better your article's chances will be.
  • If you want to vandalize, the Grue Army will come upon you, DESTROY your edits, and report you to Ban Patrol for banning. If you would like to report a vandal, go here.
  • If you would like to be educated by an experienced user, ask about being adopted. Go to Adopt-a-noob although I like to think of n00bs as "New users." Go to Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters to see a list of people wanting to adopt.


Need help? List your username here! We'll come to help!

Report section II:Requests for promotion[edit]

Use this area to request plusses or promotions, or if you would like to file for a special job in the Grue Army. Bold your entries if they're unchecked for a somewhat extensive period of time. If you like having content disputes, then you can kiss your promotion goodbye.

INTEL REPORT: For those of you who want to do some work for a plusses... as a job... I have an Intel for you. Anyway, the intel shall pay 15 plusses for a start. The work? Manage the Grue Army Report sections, and archive when needed. This will stand for 5 days or more, and then, I move this to the first report section to have a vote. Winner receives the Special Rank of "Military Records Officer", and 15 plusses. Oh, and if you win,, you must do your work when needed. --User:High Gen. Grue/sig 00:03, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

As a return to army service, I put two things on QVFD. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 05:22, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and I archived. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 05:24, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Dude, Holy shit. I thought you died. +5 for still being alive. The preceding unsigned comment was added by THEDUDEMAN (talk • contribs)

On a slow return, but I just did the following:

  • 14 QVFDs (2 sucky pages, 11 double redirects, 1 broken redirect)
  • 9 reverts
  • 1 vandal report

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 15:57, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

24. and an R for teh unsigned Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:03, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

If this army exists, I would like to say that I reported a vandal and reverted about 5 edits. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 20:55, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

I think we still exist... +6. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:39, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

Misc. edits on 27 articles. --User:Gert5/sig 13:07, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

7 months sence last update. +35, cause i can. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 08:05, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Report section III:Vandal modus operandi[edit]

Report all vandals that you find (if you want) here. Please add a description of what they are doing. Old ones that will be back may as well be placed here as well, just to help people identify socks. When reporting users report them as {{User|<username here>}} and IP's as {{IP|<IP address here>}} and remember to sign your post.

I personally don't think we should block his IP or prevent him from making socks. His edits amuse me. --Andorin Kato 18:35, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
Just riddle his Sock Army with bullets. :) --User:High Gen. Grue/sig 18:47, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Grawp - This man, likely from ED, is a fan of goatse and moving pages. Usually his attacks require additional admin help, so when you see him strike always keep one finger in IRC at all times. He tends to hit articles that are either ED related or really old and really popular (such as You have two cows). --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:00, 5 November 2007 (UTC)