User:Hyperbole/Good articles/archive4

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This lint I just found on the floor[edit]

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[email protected]/whatlinkshereandfindingarticleonHyperVFG --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 17:12, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Heraclitus[edit]

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Uncyclopedia:How to be stupid and not just funny[edit]

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  • Symbol for vote.svg Good too injokey for the main page, but its one of our funnier articles. --Mn-z 16:42, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
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Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches[edit]

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  • Bad taste. To me, this is a straight article with a couple dirty/offensive words thrown in. WHY??? 04:32, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Bad - Another stupid use of that word. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:18, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
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Microsoft_windows_is_GAY[edit]

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Sonic the Preggo[edit]

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  • Symbol for vote.svg fwhore for an article about a pregnant male furry, I think this is pretty good. --Mn-z 16:16, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
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HowTo:Make money without getting a job[edit]

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UnNews:Kenneth Starr vows to investigate Obama sex scandal[edit]

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User:Staircase/Running a Red Light[edit]

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  • Self nom and good I wrote this after a bit of inspiration. It doesn't have pictures yet, but I'm just looking for opinions on the content. Staircase CUNt 20:21, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Looks good. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:14, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
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Uterus or GTFO![edit]

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UnNews:Sub-par apocalypse disappoints many[edit]

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  • Fencesitting. I feel like the concept is a little bit murky, somehow. It's not about an apocalypse that didn't happen - it's about an apocalypse that wasn't an apocalypse. That leaves me scratching my head a bit. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:17, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain per Hype. --Mn-z 17:26, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
    • Hm, should I clarify that the apocalypse killed some things, but not all? And then it would be "sub-par"? Staircase CUNt 16:32, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Worst 100 LOL Cats[edit]

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BUTT POOP[edit]

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Forum:Article huffing[edit]

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Men in Black[edit]

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The Love Page[edit]

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Why?:Did I shave my pubic hair![edit]

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  • You're not alone, Dexter. I have also been so high that I shaved my entire body.
    Really? I once was so high I shaved your entire body too. (Sorry, couldn't resist obvious joke). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:27, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease[edit]

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Comments +5! Yay! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:03, 28 January 2010

Fruitopia[edit]

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User talk:Little Mermaid[edit]

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  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and Good One of the funniest and most touching things I've seen on uncy. Sockpuppet Little Mermaid has long conversations with Rabbi Why, who is doing everything he can to welcome the innocent and charming sock to uncy and let "her" feel welcome here. What a masterpiece, on both sides. I ask the administrators to give amnesty to the sockmaster, who was operating two socks (at a minimum) at the time--both of them (at least two, maybe more) nominated and in the running for NotM! A perfect storm of sockdom. Aleister in Chains 4 January, MMX
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  • Meh. Although it's an excellent example of how to treat a noob, it later turns to drama, and I didn't find it funny... at all, really. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:47, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • No. Encouraging sockpuppeting asshattery is not good or funny. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:54, 28 Jan
  • Nope You're all right, please remove this from the list (or can I just remove it?). I still like the page, and agree that it is a wonderful way to treat a noob, but knowing both points-of-view while reading it is what made it funny for me. Aleister in Wonderland 9:00 28 Jan. MMX
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  • Must. Resist. Commenting. Don't. Restart. Drama. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:25, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

The Lorax[edit]

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UR A TARD!!!!!1 Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:08, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

File talk:Do a jailbait.jpg[edit]

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People Who Like to Fuck Naked[edit]

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  • Symbol for vote.svg Self Nom and Good, this will not be featured for oblivious reasons, and needs a walk around the block to get it some exercise. Aleister in Chains 4 Jan. MMX
  • Good. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:07, 19 January 2010
  • Completely Disgusting. This is an absolutely tasteless topic, too tasteless even for Uncyclopedia, and has no redeeming social value whatsoever. I will demand you be severly punished and ostracized for even posting this here. Also do you know someone who likes to do it? (Also thanks for a Clara Bow reference.) Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:43, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Though, it's missing a link to something, but I can't quite put my finger on what that may be. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:17, 28 Jan
As long as you agree, consider it linked. Al Chained 9:10 28 Jan. MMX
  • For. Thank god for photoshop. --Matfen 18:48, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Have listed on list of Good articles, but don't know how to archive the nom Aleister in Chains, 17 Feb.
  • Passed and archived --Mn-z 00:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Amerigo Vespucci[edit]

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HowTo:Catch an Atheist[edit]

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  • Have listed with the good articles, but don't know how to archive this listingAleister in Chains Feb. 17
  • passed and archived --Mn-z 00:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Fluffy Bunny World[edit]

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Voted Good 6-0. Yay.

Spleen weasel[edit]

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  • I wonder if we could string together several good animal articles and turn that into a feature? --Mn-z 01:59, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Voted Good on March 23rd. Yay, Spleen weasel. Al in Change 23:41 27 3 mmx

Talk:Gay Jesus[edit]

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1993[edit]

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Sideboob[edit]

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Kurdish Military Industries[edit]

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Christian Bale[edit]

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1927[edit]

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  • Symbol for vote.svg Good - This has to be the best featured article ever. In anything, it should be featured twice. But not 3 times, because that would be pushing it. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:58, Mar. 22, 2010
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  • Mn-z concurs. This article consists of little more than rabblecruft and random listcruft. If somebody created it now, I would give it an 80% chance of dying from ICU expiration, 15% chance of being QVFD'd/huffed on sight, and a 4.99975% of being VFD'd because it sneaked past ICU. --Mn-z 00:33, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Invalid Nom and no comments making fun of it of over a week. --Mn-z 18:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Dennis Kucinich's wife[edit]

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Poop throwing monkeys[edit]

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  • Also, category spam is not funny. Try to get the categories down to about 25 or so. --Mn-z 20:41, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote.svg What I'm hearing is that it doesn't have the proper amount of categories. I theorize that if we multiply the current amount by a factor of 2 or Π the hilarity will increase exponentially.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  18 Mar 2010 ~ 03:33 (UTC)

Just counted, and 84 of the categories are directly related to the page. Some of the other categories are jokes (but are meant to be jokes, so all pages entered into them fall into that description). A few of the others don't really fit, and the monkey afficienados will take your advice and remove them. So, bottom line, and with all due respect, this isn't category spamming, it's Poop throwing monkeys!!! Aleister in Chains 3:47 18 3 mmx
Update. This occurred quite awhile ago, and since then the solely "funny" ategories were removed from the page and only relevent categories remained. 88 of them. Aleister sans chains 1:47 7 5 MMX

I Was Almost The President: An Autobiography By John McCain[edit]

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UnNews:Andrew Jackson rises from grave; criticizes government[edit]

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Orgasm (island)[edit]

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  • abstain I think is runs the joke into the ground too much. Or rather, it "breaks the deadpan" early on and then tries to re-establish innuendo. The title gives away what is about too much, which ruins future jokes. --Mn-z 17:58, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Well, that's what the article was called when I rewrote it. What would be a better title, in your opinion? --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 07:24, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Adam and Eve[edit]

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Voidism[edit]

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Tails the Straight[edit]

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