- As per art. 234 subsection 4a of the Uncyclopedia constitution, vanity articles are considered treif
- User pages are essentially vanity pages in their own right
And after having consulted with the higher powers, I, Ivan w, have decided, being sound of body and spirit, that I will use this page to glorify my own self.
List of articles I have started
- Baguette2 (there is some discussion on whether this one may actually need to get the ax)
- Split infinitive
- UnNews:Bulgarian war criminal pardonned
- UnNews:Notorious vampire Vinokourov expelled from Tour de France
That's all for now
Err.. That's all for now !