User:Jack Phoenix

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Jack Phoenix

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sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
MW-N This user is a native speaker of MediaWiki.
fi-N This user is a native speaker of Finnish.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.


~ Asian chicks on Jack Phoenix

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?


“oh fine, I release "rar" under the GFDL”

~ Splarka on 22nd of September, 2007 at #wikia

“Delete first, ask questions later.”

~ Jack Phoenix on Special:Random

Context is dead.

~ Nietzsche
We both enjoy Meow Mix.

Hello, I'm Jack Phoenix; a fan of Jack Bauer and that bird Dumbledore fornicates with in Harry Potter.

I'm very active on wiki projects, and I have several thousand accounts all over the interwebs.

In addition to that, I tend to break your wikis once a week or so. Why? Because I can, duh.

If you want to send me spam, or some good porn, leave me a message.

If I do something random and out of character here, please let me know. Nanna's probably out of her cage again and trying to raise the alarm.

Public notice as required by some people: I hereby agree to retroactively double-license all my contributions under GFDL and CC-BY-SA (confirm)
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unknown date[edit]

[00:16] * Splarka has joined #wikia
[00:16] * Hinoa /thought/ he heard the Imperial March...
[00:16] <Hinoa> Er, I mean, hi Splarka!
[00:17] <Splarka> don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created
[00:17] <Splarka> the ability to delete a page is insignificant compared to the power of the staff side

13 January, 2008[edit]

<DrSkullthumper> Jack_Phoenix: You're a sysop now, you're not supposed to have a soul

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