User:Jak Ruzzell

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Jak Ruzzell[edit]

Jak Ruzzell

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An evil superhero from Hell. Do not make children with him.

Publisher Jack Russell
First appearance In USA, Colorado
Created by Anthony, Etrius and Lloyd Reynolds
Real name Jakolf Rützler
Status Straight
Affiliations Soviet Russia
Previous affiliations Nazi-Germany
Notable aliases (none)
Notable relatives Homerich Simmler
Notable powers Some goddamn sword!

Bullshit templates[edit]

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
1 This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Jak Ruzzell. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.
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Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
1337 This user is elite.
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...and denies their "real" citizenship
(List of European Uncyclopedians )
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This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?
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NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user has been blocked
many times.
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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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Heil Hitler!


Jakey boy![edit]

The symbol Netscape Jak Ruzzell uses. Looks familiar, doesn't it?

“Writing crap is not the thing I do. I write humour.”

~ This proves Jak's honesty.

Jak Ruzzell is one 1337. He loves girls, and cereals are also eaten by Jak. Jak's job as a ninja works, and his special weapon is his sword.

My projects[edit]

  • Articles
  • Templates

Jak Ruzzell's conversation with Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden[edit]

  • Jak: "Doo-doo-de-doo-de-doo..."
  • Adolf: "Hey Ruzzell!"
  • Jak: "What is it?"
  • Adolf: "You suck!"
  • Jak: "Care to say that again, bitch?"
  • Adolf: "Errrm... Nup"
  • Jak: "Now that's what I thought! See Ozzie, this is how you deal with Hitler!"
  • Osama: "Lolol. Peace niggas!"