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Commander of the Order
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The Man[edit]

A noob with an eye to improvement. Now have a featured article under my cap and a quasi to match.

I'm a bit of a lapsed writer, but it'll all get done eventually...

The Prose[edit]

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Job List[edit]

  • Battle of Yamama
  • Seal Clubbing - Currently in the middle of writing.
  • Secret Police - An idea I'm suprised hasn't been created yet.
  • Dodo
  • Al Gore - An article that currently makes my eyes bleed.
  • Moose
  • Military Dolphin[1] - there's something about dolphins being trained 'to lay underwater mines, to kill enemy combatants [and] to seek and destroy submarines using kamikaze methods' and the 'potential development of sophisticated equipment, such as poison darts [and] sonar jamming devices' for dolphins that sounds hilarious - think of the potatochops you could make!