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Introduction[edit]

Jabobahsajkal is the father of both Adam and Lilith. Very little is known about him he is mentioned in Jeris Jenekis it speaks briefly of him but says a couple things about him such as he lived to 122 years had Adam and Lilith as children and that he was sent to hell after he died for making an idol out of the tree of knowledge. Thus causing all people in the world to be stupid. His wife was named Eve who married Adam after the death of her husband.

Death of Jabobahsajkal[edit]

The death of him occured in the following way one day Adam and his son Gospedoor (via Lilith) went hunting Gospedoor saw something running really fast in the forest and told his father to shoot it. His father, Adam did thus killing Jabobahsajkal who was actually running away from a boar.

Death of Adam[edit]

Jabobahsajkal's spirit later on caused Adam's house to collapse when Adam was in the house thus killing Adam.

Ancestry and descendents[edit]

 


         Jabobahsajkal                
           |       |              
         Lilith===Adam===Eve  
                |      |                           
           Gospedoor Jeremiah                          
             |    |    |
           Cain Abel  Abraham
                  |    |
                Toov  Isaac
                  |     |
                Satan Jacob
                  |      |
                 Hags  Hebrews
                         |   |
                 Israelites Jews   
                   |      |     |
                 Brits Danish Blacks
                              |
                              Asians
                              |
                              Ninjas
                              |
                              Maori
                              |
                              Indians
                              |
                              Hawaiians
                              |
                              Japanese
                              |
                              Midgets
                              |
                              Carnival Folk
                              |
                              Tourists
                              |      |
                            Muslims Atheists
                                         |
                                     Buddhists
                                          |
                                     Fat people
                                          |
                                        Cows
                                          |
                                        Chickens
                                          |
                                        Tomatoes
                                          |
                                        Ketchup
                                          |
                                      Playboy Magazine
                                          |
                                       Babies
                                          |
                                       Storks
                                          |
                                       Condoms
                                          |
                                       College girls
                                          |
                                       rusty plastic spoons
                                          |
                                       Dick Cheney
                                          |
                                        Dutch
                                          |
                                        Adolph Hitler
                                          |
                                        Emos
                                          |
                                        Teletubbies
                                          |
                                        Barney
                                          |
                                        child molestors
                                          |
                                        marshmellows
                                          |
                                        soap
                                          |
                                        shit
                                          |
                                        George W. Bush
                                          |         |
                                        Chairs Internet
                                           |         |
                            Linking log factories Myspace
                                                     |
                                                  Youtube
                                                     |
                                                  Wikipedia
                                                    |     |
                                                   Porn dirt
                                                     |    | 
                                                   Bible rule 34
                                                      |
                                                    lunatics
                                                      |
                                                    mexicans  
                                            ------------------------------
                                                    |   |      |
                                               beavers coffee pay toilets
                                                        |
                                                       Starbucks
                                                        |
                                                       car thieves 
                                                        |
                                                       italians
                                                        |
                                                       pants
                                                        |
                                                        Anime
                                                        |
                                                        lesbians
                                                        |
                                                        staplers
                                                        |
                                                        ledderhosen
                                                        |
                                                       owls
                                                          | 
                                                          onions
                                                               |       
                                                            rabbits    
                                                               |
                                                        school buses
                                                               |
                                                         communists
                                                           |     |
                                                       water flowers   
                                                        |        |                        
                                                      basketball=pie                                                                   
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                                                          pumpkin pie                                                
                                                                 |
                                                               apples