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BS This userpage is bullshit.
The Game This user just lost The Game, as did you.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Half Jaw.jpg This user pwns at Halo 3.
Stig.PNG This user is The Stig.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user is reading your thoughts!

Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg

LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Hammer and sickle.png This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london.jpg This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite

Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.

Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Taramasalata.jpg This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
IP This user's IP is

Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
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Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable igloo. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and cogitates at the igloo.
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Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.

Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
This user likes goats.
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.