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“Ich bin ein Uncyclopedier”

~ User: Jenkins on Stuff and Kennedy

The Humble Jenkins[edit]

Mr. Jenkins is a quiet butler who works for Mr. Jenks. He is an ardent supporter of kitten huffing and believes in the peaceful Eastern philosophy of Kyttynirism, which is the only religion in the United States of Canada permitted to practice kitten huffing, generally twice every Sunday. Whilst appearing to be a sentimental, modest man he actually possesses the world's most multicolored penis, which has won him porn star acclaim everywhere from Namibia to Nauru. Other than that, he's pretty boring... until you strike up a conversation about screwdrivers, elephants, and a good couple shots of whiskey.

The Multi-Talented and Extremely Able Jenkins[edit]

en-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
la-X This user only speaks Latin enough to seduce native Latin speakers.