“Ich bin ein Uncyclopedier”
The Humble Jenkins
Mr. Jenkins is a quiet butler who works for Mr. Jenks. He is an ardent supporter of kitten huffing and believes in the peaceful Eastern philosophy of Kyttynirism, which is the only religion in the United States of Canada permitted to practice kitten huffing, generally twice every Sunday. Whilst appearing to be a sentimental, modest man he actually possesses the world's most multicolored penis, which has won him porn star acclaim everywhere from Namibia to Nauru. Other than that, he's pretty boring... until you strike up a conversation about screwdrivers, elephants, and a good couple shots of whiskey.
The Multi-Talented and Extremely Able Jenkins