User:Joe9320

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SELECT JOE9320 IN NEXT VFS! (which will be someday.....)

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the ancient wonder of the Philippines.
46,163 people converted to Goa Tse Do

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SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION[edit]

Connections between Sonic the Hedgehog and Rupert Murdoch[edit]

  • Sonic the Hedgehog (series made by SEGA- also kwnon as 松尼苦)
  • Sonic X (cartoon made by 4Kids, shown on 4Kids TV)
  • 4Kids TV (formerly known as Fox Kids, now known as Jetix in Europe)
  • 20th Century Fox (owns the 4Kids TV channel)
  • News Corporation (owns Fox)
  • Rupert Murdoch (owns News Corporation)

Pokemon and CNN[edit]

Government of the Filipino Empire- Department of Health- Influenza Phases[edit]

Phase 1: Thank God there is no outbreak
Phase 2: Houston, we have a confirmed case of an animal that has the infection!
Phase 3: Oh my God! Someone has AIDS!
Phase 4: Things aren't looking good now...
Phase 5: HOLY SHIT! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Phase 6: We're fucked

It's the joe revolution! run for yer lives ya douche![edit]

“Imagine a world in which every single person and alien in the universe is given free access to the sum of human comedy, parody and satire”

~ Joe on Uncyclopedia


“"Greek nuclear bombs are 25% more efficient than the Atomic Bombs of the probable adversary. American bombs have 4 zones of effect: A, B, C, D, while ours have four as well: А, В, Г, Д!"”

~ Greek Scentist on Nuclear bombs

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This user created Vii, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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What I am (just look arsehole!)
Sabatier.jpg This user is a member of the American Otaku Association. They guard Japan-based articles with the zeal of a fanboy and the grace of manga.


ja-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Japanese.
zh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Chinese.
id-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Indonesian.
This girl is known as Princess Pietsch. Seriouisly.
Joe's Announcement: Boycott Youtube Poop!

Review this article! PLEASE!

--Joe9320 09:26, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

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His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081:
This article is now under Martial Law.
Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!
GOA TSE VISION
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Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a awesomer than Wikipedia and knows that a platinum sword is better than a wood one. Their friend code is I'm getting Platinum- because I LUV MY PKMNZ!.
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- Review this Article Now or I'll Fucking Dissect You! This is the third time!

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My Crap Articles and random stuff[edit]

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Try my new game! (TM)

Under Construction (edit if you dare) and userspace backups (in case of huffing)[edit]

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Reminder[edit]


Uncyclopedia:StoreWell go on, Don't you want to be hip and popular like your friends?


My sig:User:Joe9320/sig My template: Template:User:Joe9320/JoeTV

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Talking smilies will drown out the voices in your head!

P.S. Go Eat Shit Fuckers! (Go Eat Shoot Fudgers!)

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It's Uffington, teh White Horse!

IMMA EATIN' OFF MA BANDWIDTH![edit]

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