User:Joe9320/Goa Tse Clan

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Goa Tse is a great philosophist. He teaches us to respect others, to be humble, to be generous and to be smart, not retarded. How do we do it? We want people to know about Goa Tse's philosophies to enable us to serve God and to beat the fundamentalists, for God hates them.

Goa Tse wants God's Word to be spread by the Three Ways of Goa Tse Do:

  • Ka Ra Te Dong
  • Me It'ching
  • Hung Wang

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The Goa Tse Clan

We want everyone, Christian or not, to join the Goa Tse Clan, the clan where everyone is in harmony with the Lord. We are proudly nonviolent, nonracist organisation that tries to stop Fundamentalism. Let's stop Wikia's viloent ways, let's be free, and let's start the way of Goa Tse Do!


RANKS[edit]

There are different ranks to suit the Clan. There are four currently available. Attach them to your sigs when you join:

  • Head Priest (GiratinaOriginForme.png)
  • Priest (Goa tse glyph.jpg) MUST CREATE 100 ARTICLES OR EDIT 10,000 TIMES DURING YOUR TIME IN THE GOA TSE CLAN
  • Sage (Piplup.png) MUST CREATE 10 ARTICLES OR EDIT 1,000 TIMES DURING YOUR TIME IN THE GOA TSE CLAN
  • Monk (male)/Nun (female) (Magnemite.gif)

NOTE: There is only one Head Priest.

JOIN THE GOA TSE CLAN TODAY![edit]

To join, request at the Registration Office and I will approve it THEN add your name below. Please note that approval will range from a few days to three weeks. And when you are accepted, attach this to your page:

Goa tse glyph.jpg This user is a member of the Goa Tse Clan. This user does not want Uncyclopedia to be the worst.


Member Points Rank/Title
Joe9320, 2100 Founder and Head Priest
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 1000 Sage
Da man360 500 Monk
Flutter 0 Monk (Kicked out due to rule breakage)
Sirmixxalot0 0 Monk
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