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Maniac1075
And he beat it well
And he beat it well
Background information
Born 4 October 1982 (1982-10-04) (age 37),
OsTreyLeeA
Genre(s) Shit Rock
Occupation(s) Musician, Singer-songwriter, Masturbator, Wanker & Sunday School Teacher
Instrument(s) slide guitar with a dildo
Years active 1888–1203


“Who the fuck is he?.”

~ Meatloaf on being Maniac1075's biological father

“Yeah I remember that ugly prick”

~ Maniac1075's Mother on do you know him

“And I thought my penis was small!”



Maniac1075[edit]

Maniac1075 is the bastard son of famous porn star's Ron Jeremy & that fat guy from the TV series "Lost". Tho rumors have indicated that his true father was academy award winning actor Meatloaf. However those accusations where put to rest when Meatloaf was interviewed in 2005 on part of his "Bat Out Of Hell 27" tour. When asked if Maniac1075 was his son? Meatloaf scratched his head and said, "Who the fuck is he?"

So Who The Fuck Is He?[edit]

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FUCK YOU <insert name here>! YOU'RE a faggot! SUCK MY COCK! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)

The man also known as, "Oh, you mean that annoying wanker who can't spell" has spent a large amount of time becoming a famous internet persona. To this day, there is over 6 people you could meet on the internet who could say they know that man and would follow him to the ends of a small suburban driveway and back

Epilogue[edit]

Maniac1075 will be forever remembered as being the man who finally brought all episodes of the famous world wide lottery draw "Keno" to DVD & HD Blue-Ray.

Musical Career[edit]

Maniac1075 ventured into the world of music and quickly established himself as a 6 string picking virtuoso in the field of music that combines pure shit and rock music known as "Shit Rock". He had minor hits with songs like, "Don't Throw Toothpicks Down The Toilet Because Crabs Pole Vault" and the romantic balled, "How Can I Tell You I Love You, When I Can't Even Breath Down Here". But never reached the inter-suburban status he dreamed to reach.


Where is he now?[edit]

Who gives a flying fuck.

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Did you know…
the more times you run over a cat the flatter it gets?
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Maniac1075
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Years Active 1980 A.C. to 7666 D.C
Associated Acts "6 Sisters Of Absolutely No Fucking Mercy", "Alice Rooter", "GayC/DC", "Donovan", "Teenage Bisexual Forearm Fistfuckers From Hell (Christian Gospel Band)"
Label(s) Parcllub Ind - 1873 - Present
Penile Length 5 (Same digit of length as his I.Q)
Awards Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month April 2010
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Knight Commander of the Order
Thank You Speech For Award

“I accept this award on behalf of all those teachers back in high school who said I would never achieve anything in life. So suck on this! I DID IT ADRIANNNNNNNN”

~ me
Former Names Triple-M
(dead)
AyeMcHunt
(Communion Name)
Ronnie J's Son
(Lost it one night in a poker game)
OI, YOU YA FAT CUNT
(Pet name from friends and family)

Quote1.png He is without a doubt, the biggest wanker I have ever met Quote2.png ~ <insert name here>'s mom

Discography[edit]

  • "I've had it up to here with midgets" (2008)
  • "It's not that shes a guy, it's the little things that count" (2005)
  • "Playing With Myself After Dark"(2003)
  • "The Power Of Ones Fart In Ones General Direction" (2001)
  • "Do Lactating Women Using a Skipping Rope Produce Milkshakes" (2002)
  • "How Can I Tell You I Love You" (When I am Suffocating Down Here) (2005)
  • "Don't Throw Toothpicks Down The Toilet" (Because The Crabs Can Paule Vault) (2010)

Singles

  • "Why Don't Crematoriums Give Discounts To Burn Victims"
  • "Ananin amina cam dikerim, golgesinde seni sikerim trans"
  • "Smoking Reduces Your Cigarettes" (but your mother did always tell you to never give up)
  • "Why are all my song titles so damn long?"
  • "I Feel Like A Blow Job Tonight" (its been so long for me darling, i forget how they taste)
  • "If You Rape A Hooker Why Is It Not Considered Shop Lifting?"

See Dribbles On[edit]

AC/DC

Movies/TV

Music/Bands

People

Misc

Sports

Gaming

How To

UnBooks

UnNews

W.I.P

Wrestling

Additions/Contributions


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SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION[edit]

Connections between Sonic the Hedgehog and Rupert Murdoch[edit]

  • Sonic the Hedgehog (series made by SEGA- also kwnon as 松尼苦)
  • Sonic X (cartoon made by 4Kids, shown on 4Kids TV)
  • 4Kids TV (formerly known as Fox Kids, now known as Jetix in Europe)
  • 20th Century Fox (owns the 4Kids TV channel)
  • News Corporation (owns Fox)
  • Rupert Murdoch (owns News Corporation)

Pokemon and CNN[edit]

Government of the Filipino Empire- Department of Health- Influenza Phases[edit]

Phase 1: Thank God there is no outbreak
Phase 2: Houston, we have a confirmed case of an animal that has the infection!
Phase 3: Oh my God! Someone has AIDS!
Phase 4: Things aren't looking good now...
Phase 5: HOLY SHIT! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Phase 6: We're fucked

It's the joe revolution! run for yer lives ya douche![edit]

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--Joe9320 09:26, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

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