User:Kaizer the Bjorn

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Knight Commander of the Order
Over 9000!! This user has contributed Over 9000!! pints points to the Uncyclopedia [email protected] Team.

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...and unabashedly ashamed of it!
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Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month February 2008

Oh hello. I didn't see you come in. You've caught me on my userpage, this is where I display my grandeur and flaunt my e-peen. I spend a lot of my time in here, just polishing, and polishing, and polishing. See that really bright white sitting behind that text? I got it so bright from all the polishing. I waste away my hours, looking at my reflection in my trophies, or I would, if I had any trophies. Well, let me show you around.

This is my first featured article, It scored 22/1 on VFH. I think thats a pretty good score, so I put it in a frame.

These are some of my featured pictures aren't they purty?

These are some awards people gave me for being the best at something. I've got literally thousands of these. THOUSANDS!

Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:[email protected]. ~ T. (talk) 14:27, 4 March 2006 (UTC)