User:Kalir/OMFGBOXES

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gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
us-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of American English.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
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es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
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rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.
la-L Thith uther thpeakth Latin with a really thexy lithp.
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enl-0 This user does not understand English, but Louder and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Z1 This user has beaten Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire.
de-0 This user does not understand Deutsch and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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...and a Canadian poser.
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S/he spent 20 Action Points searching.
All s/he found was this lousy template.
Caiger Mall was then attacked and Ransacked by Zombies.

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GERE For the record, they don't give a damn about Richard Gere.
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