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Who is Kathumandu
Kathumandu is commonly known as either Wes, West Side, Wesley Snipes, or just "Hey You!" He lives in The Peoples Republic of California, led by Comrade Arnold Schwarzenegger. He Goes to some Ghetto Prision, I mean High School in downtown Azusa. He sits on his computer all day and edits Uncyclopedia and plays Eragonlive like all homeless nerds do. He is fluent in Newspeak, Kiligon, Trekkie, Ghetto, Spanish, Black English, English, n00b, and Java. He was officialy declared in the yearbook, the dude most likely to become a robot.
Quotes about Kathumandu
“... that you have you have 10 minutes to move your car?
... that you have 5 minutes to move your car? ... that your car has been impounded? .... that your car has been crushed into a cube?... that you have 10 minutes to move your cube?”
“In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu pwns YOU!...wait a sec, he does that anyway...”
“If I were alive, id be down with him too...Down owning him”
“In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu ignores YOU!!!”
“This guy's page is undone.”
“Only YOU, Can Prevent Ghetto!!!”
“Your Mom!!! Ohhhhhhh...”
“'All your base are belong to us!”