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Soul market QFH My first article. Deep emotional attachment here.
Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor Featured
Bungs I still think this is funny
UnNews:Ofcom Launches Complaints Investigation First UnNews article
UnNews:Nothing unusual happens with YouTube video
UnNews:Walkers warned of "killer ticks" My personal favourite
UnNews:Paris Hilton probably not new messiah Lead Story. Audio by Zim.
UnNews:"Shooting only answer" says Education Minister Audio by Zim.
Other bits and pieces
Wikipedia Probably my biggest achievement to date.
Some of my favourite articles
UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond Do not click any links! Non-sequitur HowTo:Start a Religion Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats Martina Hingis UnNews:TIME magazine names "Person of the Year": Not You Tachyon You Are Dead UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame