User:King In Yellow

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IƤ! This user has seen the Yellow Sign and, strangely, hasn't died horribly.
Bkcrown.jpg This user is a Royal elitist, and scoffs at users who are not.



Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
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rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
[[Asshat ah-G]] This user does not speak Asshat and furthermore believes Asshat
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fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.
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WTF is this template. I have no idea. Anyway, look at Darth Vader. Woooo, Vader...
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So this is it. You found my hideout. Whaddaya want, a frickin' ribbon?

About Me[edit]

Caternest.jpg You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

You want more, huh? Sorry. Not on the first date, pal.

Contributions[edit]

While I've made some minor contributions here and there, my main function is the detection and E-RAD-I-CA-TION of STU-PID HU-MAN CRAP!!! With the help of my pet Dalek. He's friendly, feel free to pet him on my talk page.

Awards[edit]

Got this one for wading through dreck with a machete and a flamethrower. Someone's gotta do it if we're ever going to win the war against brain-damaged 7th Grade boys.

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  • 80's Gangland Rule #126: Headbands can make anyone look "street."
  • 80's Gangland Rule #126-A (Corollary): Except the guy in the Michael Jackson "Beat It" video.
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Yeah, that's right... I work for the MAN.


Ok, so I don't use the "show preview" button very much on my userpage! But I'm armed now!

I got the music in me!
Jump, Magic, Jump!
Aw, yeah!