User:Kip the Dip/bibliography
A list of my own original, and not so original, works. Each article is in it's own respective category and placed in chronological order from when it was main-spaced.
Mainspace: The Hall of Shame.
- Arrested Development (TV series) - Oldest article that hasn't been deleted yet. Horrible, given the subject.
- The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times - See here
- Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) - A spoof of ED, originally written in my userpace for fun, but mainspaced due to popularity. (Woah, Déjà vu)
- It Was A Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown
- Skeptic's Annotated Santa - Featured! (December 21, 2010); tied for the #2 spot in the top 3 articles of December 2010 and dead last in the honorable mentions of the Top 10 Articles of 2010!!
- Auld Lang Syne
- Neo-Luddite Dynamite
- Broken Redirect, with the help of Template:U and Template:U.
- Double Redirect, with the help of Template:U.
- You are now logged out
- HowTo:Survive A Premature Burial - Featured! (March 27, 2010), Featured HowTo (March 13, 2010)
Eat your pancreas out, "Weird Al" Yankovic.
- UnNews:Justin Timberlake sues Britney Spears for making sexy out of style
- UnNews:Jimbo Wales doesn't believe in Santa Claus
- UnNews:Time magazine names Person of the Year for 2007
- UnNews:Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah - Quasi-Featured on February 13, 2008, my 1st year Uncycloversary.
- UnNews:Barack Obama accused of being too left-handed
- UnNews:Obama wins a big freaking medal
- UnNews:Charlie Sheen arrested for assaulting the fat kid from Two and a Half Men
- UnNews:Polls show most Americans believe media misdirects them
- UnNews:Dick Clark's Ball Drops
- UnNews:Grammar fascists demand you pronounce it "Twenty-Ten" - Audio by Template:U
- UnNews:Andrew Jackson rises from grave; criticizes government
- UnNews:Conan O'Brien killed by California storms
- UnNews:John Edwards: "I am Conan O'Brien's brother"
- UnNews:Man throws taco at restaurant manager, gets death penalty
- UnNews:Tweets in Space
- UnNews:Famous bus-riding cat run over; Stephen Hawking suspect - A spin-off that got its own spin-off. Audio by Template:U
- UnNews:Bill O'Reilly compares Chicago to Haiti
- UnNews:New Orleans Saints win Super Bowl; Obama no longer seems special
- UnNews:Snow shuts down US government, Freemasons disgruntled
- UnNews:Canada fucks up Olympic opening ceremony, a collaboration with Template:U
- UnNews:Chicago River turns green from pollution
- UnNews:William Hung comes out of the closet
- UnNews:Obama to America: "April Fools!" - Featured! (April 5, 2010)
- UnNews:That chocolate Easter egg was terrible - Credit goes to Template:U for the twist ending.
- UnNews:ACORN dies; believed to have resurrected - Audio by Template:U
- UnNews:Wikimedia celebrates 1 billion vandalisms
- UnNews:UnNews sues Wikinews for plagiarism
- UnNews:Obama likes pie
- UnNews:Carrie Underwood gets married; Bo Bice gets laid
- UnNews:President pardons Fergie
- UnNews:Joe Biden stepped in dog shit
- UnNews:Pope calls out Stephen Hawking
- UnNews:Pope says 'The Big Bang Theory' is a good show
- UnNews:My testicle might have partially detached - Audio by Template:U
- UnNews:Rand Paul calls for defunding Israel in the name of Aqua Buddha
- UnNews:Black Eyed Peas to do Super Bowl Halftime Show
- UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin - Featured! (March 23, 2011)
- UnNews:Rapture proves Kirk Cameron right, Stephen Hawking wrong
- UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people' - Featured! (December 25, 2011 - Christmas Day)
- UnNews:Testicle molester on the loose
- UnNews:Conan O'Brien wins Republican nomination
- UnNews:Dick Clark dies; testicles live on
- UnNews:President Obama in favor of gay marriage
- UnNews:Elizabeth Warren destroys the universe
- UnNews:Maria speaks to us - Featured! (January 1, 2011: The Eighth Day of Christmas)
Columns and Editorials
- UnNews:Good grief! No valentines for me
- UnNews:Jimbo Wales is, in my opinion, an elitist asshat
- UnNews:Stand Up to Stand Up to Cancer - Featured! (September 22, 2010)
Go eat shit fuckers.
- You Are Gay
- Fisher Price: Simpsons Edition
- UnNews:Insert Headline Here
- Mr kringle is FAT
- Dan Kwanzaa
- Insane Kwon Posse
- Pisher's Gelt
- A BUTT POOP Christmas!!!!
- Betty White did it
- That time I was nearly raped by a reindeer during my sojourn at the North Pole
- That time a bunch of youths made fun of my bald head during my sojourn to Bethel
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- That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford
- That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera
I don't consider these canonical, though they deserve listing.
- Oscar Wilde's MySpace page
- AAAAAAAAA! Image Gallery
- Template:Candy Cane
My secret workshop! It's secret because I use child labor.