User:Kip the Dip/fart

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“What's that smell?”

Always carry around one of these in case of emergency.

You are probally wondering what that smell is. I must confess a secret that's eating me up inside. Just a few moments ago I did the unthinkable: I farted. No, I'm not proud of it. But as my father would always say, there's more room out than there is in.

I sincerely apologize for my rudeness. Usually I have more manners when I invite guests over. I would have held it in longer. In fact, I did hold it for quite awhile. Then a thought entered my mind: Hold on, this is MY house. If I feel like busting a grumpy, than it's my business.

The Cabbage stew[edit]

Perhaps my child is a Cabbage Patch Kid.

See Also[edit]

Fart slang:

  • busting a grumpy
  • blow one's O-ring
  • butt yodeling
  • clear one's throat
  • cut the provolone
  • demonstrate Boyle's Law
  • effluviate
  • erupt one
  • float an air biscuit
  • let Freddie out of jail
  • make a bingo
  • pollute the atmosphere