“He´s the Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia) Chuck Norris”
Who am i?
Greetings! I´m Kohl, a bloody-thirsty Sysop and Bureaucrat from Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia). Some people keep telling me i´m "trigger-happy" when it comes to banning other fellow users...
Well, they are right. So be funny, and not stupid and we wont ever have trouble :)
I´m also know to be the only Highlander in desciclopédia, e and due to that reason, the only living person ever to survive a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick(It didnt chopped off my head, but it fucking hurt like hell!)
Current state and Contacts
Some tips before contacting me
- No! I do not want to buy your car, microwave, TV, freezer, sex book, DVD, et cetera.
- No! I do not want to learn about your religion/cult/whatever and i do not want to convert to it!