User:Kurgan

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PISS OFF


“'dis internets be MY 'hood. U fuck wit me I fuck u up”

~ Kurgan on You


see n00b, loser, retard, geek, troll, and idiot for more details. I am an internet troll on other sites, but not here. I edit constructively here. You can even nominate one of my articlesfor VFH if you like.

I am a member of the legendary garage band Kurgan (where I got my username), who at one point had its own Wikipedia article, but the page was deleted for violating Wikipedia's band notability policy.

I am a retired Liberapedia wikivandal I started vandalizing Liberapedia in October of 2007 and retired in April 2008


About Me and my userboxes (Yes I have too many so shut up)[edit]

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


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This user is a geek.
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\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
gee-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
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This user has been blocked
2 times.
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This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, 'cos he gave them an F.


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Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
usb This user likes to use userboxes.


Usb! No, really!


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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Kurgan.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
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This user is The Stig.


What I like to do[edit]

  • Playing and watching football
  • Editing Uncyclopedia
  • Vandalizing Encyclopedia Dramatica (The site, not the article here)
  • Watching NASCAR
  • Racing late models
  • Watching NASCAR
  • Video Games
  • Vandalizing Liberapedia
  • Play the guitar
  • Trollin'
  • KKK
  • Sexual abuse