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“'dis internets be MY 'hood. U fuck wit me I fuck u up”

~ Kurgan on You

see n00b, loser, retard, geek, troll, and idiot for more details. I am an internet troll on other sites, but not here. I edit constructively here. You can even nominate one of my articlesfor VFH if you like.

I am a member of the legendary garage band Kurgan (where I got my username), who at one point had its own Wikipedia article, but the page was deleted for violating Wikipedia's band notability policy.

I am a retired Liberapedia wikivandal I started vandalizing Liberapedia in October of 2007 and retired in April 2008

About Me and my userboxes (Yes I have too many so shut up)[edit]

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Member of the Order
Brain.gif This user's IQ is 136.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

IP This user's IP is

אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants User:Kurgan featured.

Thatsjustsad.png This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Guys Who Have Never Been Laid.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
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US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

en-F This user got an F in English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg

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This user is a geek.
Starofdavid.png This user is, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable home theater system. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and deceives at the home theater system.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
gee-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
Paul McCartney.jpg This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
ns-N This user is a native speaker of Newspeak.
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

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This user has been blocked
2 times.
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This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, he suxs!

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Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!

Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user claims all responsibility of useboxes
UB-N this user is a native speaker of userboxes
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia think they have an article about Kurgan.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png this user is a user box
Wiki.png This user is makes uncyclopedia better
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user is The Stig.

What I like to do[edit]

  • Playing and watching football
  • Editing Uncyclopedia
  • Vandalizing Encyclopedia Dramatica (The site, not the article here)
  • Watching NASCAR
  • Racing late models
  • Watching NASCAR
  • Video Games
  • Vandalizing Liberapedia
  • Play the guitar
  • Trollin'
  • KKK
  • Sexual abuse