User:Kurgan

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“'dis internets be MY 'hood. U fuck wit me I fuck u up”

~ Kurgan on You


see n00b, loser, retard, geek, troll, and idiot for more details. I am an internet troll on other sites, but not here. I edit constructively here. You can even nominate one of my articlesfor VFH if you like.

I am a member of the legendary garage band Kurgan (where I got my username), who at one point had its own Wikipedia article, but the page was deleted for violating Wikipedia's band notability policy.

I am a retired Liberapedia wikivandal I started vandalizing Liberapedia in October of 2007 and retired in April 2008


About Me and my userboxes (Yes I have too many so shut up)[edit]

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What I like to do[edit]

  • Playing and watching football
  • Editing Uncyclopedia
  • Vandalizing Encyclopedia Dramatica (The site, not the article here)
  • Watching NASCAR
  • Racing late models
  • Watching NASCAR
  • Video Games
  • Vandalizing Liberapedia
  • Play the guitar
  • Trollin'
  • KKK
  • Sexual abuse