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Memo to my fans[edit]

I have returned. My followers should know that 2000 years ago I wrote a memo to convert to Christianity and give up Pagan ways. Source that Jesus is like me, not to bring peace but a sword and discord.

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Loke.

Jesus is a little busy, he's obviously hung up on that crucifixion you guys did to him approx 2000 years ago. My name is Loki how may I help you? I'm the temp from Rent-A-Deity filling in for your God and now answering your prayers via God's help desk.”

~ Loki on Filling in for God/Jesus/Allah, etc.


Pleased to meet you, I hope you guessed my name.

Who am I?[edit]

Not the real Loke, just the User Loke. I am a business consultant who deals with Change Management. No relation to the article on Loke, or Loki, or even Uber-Loki, I am just plain Loke which rhymes with Coke, Joke, Smoke, and Broke.

Articles I wrote or contributed to[edit]