User:LordKaT

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“LordKaT, you sexy transexual.”

~ Olipro on LordKaT

“What the hell, I'm leaking again?!”

~ LordKaT on seepage
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They know how to drive
and cross streets.
Don't fuck with 'em.

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Try not to stare.

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There, are you happy, Mhaille?

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Do not taunt the cows.

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This user is ARR-some!

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In Latin they would be sinister.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

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Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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RENT This space for rent.

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For giving me gifts all the time on IRC
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LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS,
HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.
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LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE.
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PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.
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Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)!
Oh, those Russians...
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dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
Comrade.

~ Premier Tom Mayfair

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Things I Want To Do Before I Die

LordKaT's Words of Advice

Articles And Such[edit]

(For my own reference)

Cops: The Gameshow

Clap for Cancer

Fire (disambiguation)

Three Brown Trees

Your New God[edit]

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