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Ok, So some random guy hacks into my account, and starts putting up all of this... junk. I am P*ssed. go drown yourself in a toilet, hacker.

I dare to predict,
the 24783rd article is already created, stupid!
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Atrophy.jpg This user cannot (and will not) follow any orders!!

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.

NO This user doesn't care.

Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.

? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.


This user is an adventurer.

hey! The above wasn't my fault!

File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

NVover9000.gif This user's powert level is Over 9000.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

Go away before I kill you. This user has deadly secrets that few others can be trusted with. This user can kill ANYONE, with time. stay away from the psychopath.

Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.

Grueslayer.PNG This user edits Grueslayer.

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

Grueslayer.PNG This user finished Grueslayer on easy mode. What a pathetic pansy.

Grueslayer.PNG This user finished Grueslayer on intermediate mode, and is therefore only somewhat mediocre.

Grueslayer.PNG This user finished Grueslayer on hard mode, and is worthy of the title of Grueslayer!

Grueslayer.PNG This user slays grues in his/her sleep.

Grueslayer.PNG This user likes to play Grueslayer PvP.

Z3 This user has saved Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.

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<insert name here> has been killed by MMM

Grueslayer.PNG I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!

Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

Grueslayer.PNG This user has been eaten by a grue in Grueslayer.

NO This user doesn't care.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Brain.gif This user's IQ is 569+3.14159.

[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.

Gsgrue.PNG This Grueslayer is a Grue!

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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.