User:Maff

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
sa-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm.
de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.
us-G This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
n00b This user is a n00b.
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OperaLogo.jpg This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
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Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist.

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This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, yarp.

Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Pink Ninja Gang.jpg This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA!
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.


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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)

Yup Im A Noob[edit]

Well, where to start, uhm oh hi is a good start. Right HI. Im Maff and im what is known in "The Buisness as a 'noob'. And this is true. So without further waiting, lets get introduced to possible the 'hippest' noob, to ever be a noob 'yall'. Oh ffs i cant be arsed 2 pretend to be 'hip with the times' cos to be honest i aint. So the following page will let you get to know me 'squares'.(Sorry had to try agen).

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