User:Magic My Mom

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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

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Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
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17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.
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Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.


This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

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Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.

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... Strewth! Crikey! Fark!
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People.

LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.
DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.

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PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

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Usb! No, really!



This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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BS This userpage is bullshit.
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This user has been blocked
over 9000 times.
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.