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[Uncyclopedia] thanks [you] for purchasing the SockUser v2.01.1. This product was made for trolling and self-esteem issues. Please read this instructions carefully before using and please follow the steps properly and remember to take good care of of your new Sockpuppet
Real name: Pope Mahroww
Term began: March 30, 30
Term ended: January 8, 36
Predecessor: N/A
Successor: Some user
Born: ca. 0
Yreka, California
Died: July 8, 33
Babylon, Mess 'o potamia
Zombified: Yes, as a martyr

“There is only one thing better than reading Mahroww's articles, and that is warming Oscar Wilde's e-trash.”

Directions for your Mahroww[edit]

Thanks for purchasing Mahroww. This product is made for dancing and health -care. Please read this instruction carefully before using and please follow the steps properly and remember to take good care of this instruction.

Product Installation:[edit]

1. Wipe off the dust on the surface of the product, peel off the white paper, fix it in the four comers on the cushion.
2. Peel off the cellophane paper, fix the attached surface on the ground.
3. If attached surface is dusty, it can be wipe off by a piece of cloth.


! Warning

  • Forbidden to use this product if your feet are seriously injured. Stop immediately If there is abnormal phenomenon in your foot, waist and back when using it.
  • Please take off your shoes when using this product, don't wear a smooth sock do not stack up other things around you, keep far away from walls and windows, find somewhere roomy to play.
  • There is maybe have some white powder on the surface of the product, please wipe off by a piece of soft, clean cloth.
  • Make sure to pave the cushion.
  • Don not put it near the furniture and other odds and ends.
  • Young children must be guided to use it or need parents and teaches to accompany, in case to be tumbled by it.
  • High technology pruduct, do no apart, separate or fix it anyway. Or the damage can not be guaranteed.
  • Do not keep it in the quite high or low temperature environment, especially far away from fireplace.
  • If this product can't work well, please connect with your supplier directly.
  • This product is made for indoor games only. Do not use it outdoors or in other occasion.
  • Please shut off the power before removing this product.
  • Please put it on a flat floor, but not too smooth.
  • Do not wear sharp shoes when using it, that may cause damage to the product.
  • When using this product, pay attention to keep your feet safety.
  • Strong jump or shake may cause influence to the video and audio output.
  • Please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person.

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