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Why? purchase yourself one, because I'm not purchasing one for you, HA HA!

Commander of the Order
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!


Below is a list of Articles I've written. Featured articles are in bold and Quasi-Featured articles are in italic.


Current WIPs:

Articles I might adopt:


I win awards from time to time, mostly VFH thank you templates which aren't listed here. Here are my more notable awards:

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