User:Manforman/HowTo:Count to Infinity
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Counting to Infinity was a task that was believed to be impossible. Even the greatest mathematicans unanimously agreed infinity was an unreachable number. They believed that claim so much, they didn't even try to count to infinity. In 2006, a German mathmatician indeed counted to infinity and recorded a video on Youtube about his experiences. Millions of people across the entire world than attempted to count to infinity, and few made it.
Did you know counting to Infinity is as easy as 1, 2, 3 and almost anyone cam count to infinity. It requires answering a few questions. There is methods to count to infinity, there is a cool way to count to infinity, and an uncool to count to infinity.
Are you Amish???
Is so, you can't count to infinity 
The Cool Method
Use a calculator, that's what all the cool people do. A calculator can be a favorite companion. You have to admit, you'll get lazy every now and than.
The Uncool Method
Use The Symbol
That always works well, doesn't it?
- I don't mean to be racist, this is just the information I got from Wikipedia