|And he beat it well|
And he beat it well
|Born||4 October 1982, |
|Occupation(s)||Musician, Singer-songwriter, Masturbator, Wanker & Sunday School Teacher|
|Instrument(s)||slide guitar with a dildo|
“Who the fuck is he?.”
“Yeah I remember that ugly prick”
“And I thought my penis was small!”
Maniac1075 is the bastard son of famous porn star's Ron Jeremy & that fat guy from the TV series "Lost". Tho rumors have indicated that his true father was academy award winning actor Meatloaf. However those accusations where put to rest when Meatloaf was interviewed in 2005 on part of his "Bat Out Of Hell 27" tour. When asked if Maniac1075 was his son? Meatloaf scratched his head and said, "Who the fuck is he?"
So Who The Fuck Is He?
The man also known as, "Oh, you mean that annoying wanker who can't spell" has spent a large amount of time becoming a famous internet persona. To this day, there is over 6 people you could meet on the internet who could say they know that man and would follow him to the ends of a small suburban driveway and back
Maniac1075 ventured into the world of music and quickly established himself as a 6 string picking virtuoso in the field of music that combines pure shit and rock music known as "Shit Rock". He had minor hits with songs like, "Don't Throw Toothpicks Down The Toilet Because Crabs Pole Vault" and the romantic balled, "How Can I Tell You I Love You, When I Can't Even Breath Down Here". But never reached the inter-suburban status he dreamed to reach.
Where is he now?
Who gives a flying fuck.
|Maniac1075's sperm glows in the dark!|
|Years Active||1980 A.C. to 7666 D.C|
|Associated Acts||"6 Sisters Of Absolutely No Fucking Mercy", "Alice Rooter", "GayC/DC", "Donovan", "Teenage Bisexual Forearm Fistfuckers From Hell (Christian Gospel Band)"|
|Label(s)||Parcllub Ind - 1873 - Present|
|Penile Length||5 (Same digit of length as his I.Q)|
|Awards||Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month April 2010|
|Thank You Speech For Award|
|Former Names||Triple-M |
Ronnie J's Son
(Lost it one night in a poker game)
OI, YOU YA FAT CUNT
(Pet name from friends and family)
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Look, this flashes!