Welcome To SPACEBALLS
Hi, Welcome to Spaceballs the Uncyclodpedia Ballspace. Feel free to relax, make yourself at home, take your cloths off and sit back as we tell you about about a man who a long time ago, yet somewhat in the future, in a galaxy far, far away unless you happen to live there, in which case you'd be home right now, came a man who would become a god to geeks all around the universe, his name was Luke Georgewalker. He created the famous Spaceballs The Rip Offs known as
(a word never to be uttered in the presence of Lord Helmet). That guy created Star Wars (ah crap, we said it) parts 1, 2 & 3 which where actually beknoweth to him, but not beknoweth to any one else that parts 1, 2 & 3 where actually parts 4, 5 & 6 because parts 4, 5 & 6 are really parts 1, 2 & 3 and not parts 4, 5 & 6 and now that he has completed parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 which is actually 4, 5, 6, 1, 2 & 3 he has decided to make parts 7, 8 & 9 which he is considering calling parts 10, 11 & 12 to avoid any confusion. So what does all this have to do with Spaceballs the ballspace here on Uncyclopedia.com? (your #1 source for finding sperm that glows in the dark). Absolutely nothing. Harr-Harr...Fooled You ... now prepare to be attacked by my Spaceballs the (:P) Emoticon on the count of three... 1, 2, 3... 3.... three!.... III?.... I Said THREE damn it, so where the hell is it?
Attention all personal: Spaceballs the raspberry emoticon cannot be displayed because even in the the future nothing works
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So who are the Spaceballs? Could they be an intergalactic bowling team? Or maybe they are an ancient organization of perineum refugees? Is it possible they might just be balls in space? If these previous things where your guess, then your surname must be "Asshole", and a major one at that. The Spaceballs are the people who when you are living in a bubble, and you haven't got a care, these guys will come along and try to steal your air. Because what you got is what they need, and all the do is dirty deeds, cause they are Spaceballs, so watch out. You don't wanna mess around with the Spaceballs... I had a cousin once who messed with with the Spaceballs and he got his testicles burned off by the Lord Helmet's Shwartz ring, so yeed my advice, shmuck.... everybody got that?
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Good Vs. Evil
If you wish to be a real Spaceball, or abide by the law of the senate run under President Skroobs "Law of Ballspace", then you must remember one thing, and it is the most important thing that any true Spaceball can remember, so you must never forget it, (unless you are a set of female twins with really large baboobas), and that law is that evil will always triumph over good, because "good"... is dumb.
Should any Spaceball employee come across any "goodie two-shoes" against the ways of the Green Shwartz, they most be prosecuted, executed and done-away with-uted.
Such enemies of the Spaceballs include "Lone Star" and his sidekick, Puke.
Barf: "Excuse me, umm, Pardon me, but that name is "Barf".
Spaceball: "Who the hell are you?"
Barf: "I'm Barf! Half man, half dog... I'm my own best friend!"
Spaceball: "Are you a spaceball?"
Barf: "Pfft... No!"
Spaceball: "Then you must die.... prepare to die on the count of 3... one, two.... hey! where'd you go?
Damn it... we should just do things instead of always preparing".