User:Manintheceiling

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“Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?”

~ Man in the Ceiling

Welcome, floor dwellers, to my illustrious ceiling. I, Man in the Ceiling, plan to consume your soul, which has already been sold to Satan, to whom I bLow before. I like killing babies, punching old ladies and belly dancing.


user:ManintheCeiling, in his/her/it's other form
Man in the Ceiling, in your house!!1!
Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.


Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.



My Contributions defamations[edit]

The bland is reeling.

xox

the Man in the Ceiling