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Recently graduated from the prestigious doctoral program at the University of Iowa School of Mad Science & Knitting.

That renownded possessor of two arseholes, the Magnificent, Beneficent and 50-cent Whore known as God, worships at the tarsals and metatarsals of the Glorious Hudson and weeps salty tears of misery at his clear and enviable superiority.

Mark's favourite food is breasts, and he firmly believes that Muhammad wore dresses.

"If the dresses won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad will come on the dresses" ~ Oscar Wilde

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