User:Master Chief Petty Officer

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A brainy man with a brainy picture!
242 Day.jpg This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

Hi, this is a user by the name Master Chief Petty Officer, a fan of the Halo trilogy, Star Wars, Doom and Spiderman. Anyone who is interested in my collection, you are welcome to put messages in this user page!

I am just thinking of putting more dungs into this page, but somehow I have no such time.

*Please note that if you could read the above contents, I am here to congratualate you that you are not blind!

The damn info of this f***ing user[edit]

  • Real name: None of your business
  • Age: Does it matters?
  • Sex: Look at the name, perhaps it would give you some hint
  • Profession: Will be be nosy to know what I am?
  • Height: It's too embarrassing
  • Weight: 51 kg (that's more like it!)

Infants enjoy infancy, adults enjoy adultery :-)

The user boxes, thanks for the creater![edit]

Brain.gif This user's IQ is 130.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
NO This user doesn't care.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.

stupid Thing[edit]

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Look at this, I found it more suitable in putting this bullshit into my user page, thanks for this template!

I'm watching you. Think about what you're doing.