“He was the only player I knew who could trap the ball further than I could kick it.”
In the factory
- User:Matt lobster/UnNews:Voting system biased against disorganised idiots says MP
- User:Matt lobster/Just Pull Yourself Together
- User:Matt lobster/Holding Open Doors
- User:Matt lobster/UnNews:Bruce Willis not to star in new Rebecca adaption
- Young Earth Creationism - Need new ideas.
- Lionel Richie Ceiling Dance Conspiracy Theory - Need to get on with it.
- User:Matt lobster/UnNews:Obama Green Lights Anti-Christian Abuse Shield for the Almighty
- User:Matt lobster/UnScripts:The Bexley Stabbing
- User:Matt lobster/The Pregnancy of Great Britain - Ah.....This article truly makes absolutely no sense.
- User:Matt lobster/UnNews:Chaos as Anti-Christ Reads 'Spoilers' in Revelations
- User:Matt lobster/Jade - This should be Des'ree.
- User:Matt lobster/UnTunes:Choose Yourself
- User:Matt lobster/Scientists say football really is just twenty-two men chasing a ball around a field
- UnNews:New iPhone to Offer Audio Chat Facility - was a bit too familiar.
- Atheist Jesus - Don't know why I got involved with this.
- F9 - Don't know why I did this.
- Football Focus - Ehhh Seemed like a good idea at the time. It was a funny time.
- Effects of Alcohol - eh