User:Max75

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WARNING ! GARLIC SMELL AHEAD[edit]

This user comes from France. You are therefore adivsed to turn off the fan of your computer to avoid unpleasant smells. You might also want to stay at least 10 feet away from your screen, since you risk being stabbed by a baguette. If your computer starts to melt down or you can't type anymore, it's not my problem.


Various parts of myself fit in the following boxes. What doesn't fit is just a total mess.


en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
enl-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English, but Louder whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
es-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Español.
fig-L Thith uther thpeakth Fight with a really thexy lithp.
fr-N This user is a native speaker of Français.
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

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wr-N This user is a native speaker of Write-only.
cpp-G This user does not speak C++ and furthermore believes C++ to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of C++.
ns-N This user is a native speaker of Newspeak.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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pe-L Thith uther thpeakth Plain English with a really thexy lithp.
pt-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Português.
uk-P This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi