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Metalbane is eveywhere. On every site you vist, he is there. You cannot hide. You cannot escape. All your base is now belong to him...


\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
1337 This user is elite.
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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.