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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Meteshjj also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

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My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.
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This user page is incredibly stupid. Extended viewing may cause nausea, vomiting, constipation, fish, telephone, taco, pickle, anal seepage, low gas mileage, blindness, more constipation, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking you, Mike Tyson biting your ears off, yet another bout of constipation, Tom Cruise belligerently assaulting your living room furniture on national television, pants, or all of the above.


Don't read this. You will die. I'm serious. Stop reading this. Why won't you listen?


This page is protected by Chuck Norris. Vandalize at your own risk.

Hi, this is Meteshjj, and I have a lot of free time. Yay free time!

Some things you all should care about:

  • Create the friggin' Fred the Monkey page again!


Wimpy the fat Hamburger guy, from pop-eye I think. Maybe not. I'm not entirely sure, but he has a striking resemblance. Still, he could be someone else. Like Curtis Conrad. Who smells of rotten fish. He is the Anti-Christ, which is bad. He also eats like a horse and claims superiority to Chuck Norris. Which we all know is wrong. ♪Do Do Do♪. Am I still typing? I guess I forgot to stop. oh well. I have nothing better to do. Curtis smells like feet!!
Someone needs to stop Howard Dean!

Huffing kittens is immoral. Curtis Conrad huffs kittens

My Non-Article Contributions[edit]

  • If you are looking for the songs about defecation, I moved them to here.
  • Here you can see crazy people in their natural environment.
  • Stuff that I need for reference is here.
  • You probably shouldn't go here.
  • If you should feel the need to vandalize, please do it here.