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I am starting my own religion. It's called "Tommy Wimmer's religion". In my religion, I made a Bible of fictional stories about me! I even made myself and the Teletubbies the supreme overlords. I'm no longer Christian. Here is a list of the 12 Prostitutes: Jimbo Wales, Saddam Hussein, Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Osama bin Laden, Oscar Wilde, George W. Bush, Oprah Winfrey and Colin Mochrie. Bow down to me or I shall kill everybody! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

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