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Welcome to Isle of the Mighty.
Drink ye a flaggon of mead and harken to the tales of the Elder Days
MhailleElder Kingdoms and his ancestral home to stalk the world as an adventurer, a guardian for the weak and feebleminded, a friend to the needy, a warrior-poet. His exploits in far enchanted lands such as Wigan, Euthanasia and Wales are the stuff of legends.
After many years in the wilderness, Mhaille found his way to the semi-mythical land of Uncyclopedia and there joined a band of heroes of great reknown - Todd the Todd, slayer of Great Crudness; Keitei the Bewildering, Handmaiden of Sophia; Splarka of the Unfeasibly Large Wang; Cody the Occasionally Vague; Fenris-Dawg the Bitey; Arsey O'Murphy, 12th Earl of Europia; and Marcus Malo the Never Present. Together they serve Emperor Chron in his never ending battle against the Forces of Crudness. And turned them fabulous.
Halls of the Fallen
Many come to this place in pilgrimage, in fulfillment of a great and dangerous quest, or to just avoid any reference to Euroipods, but all are invited to share the many feasting halls. Wild boar and flowing mead, good company and many fine tales. Wild boar, flowing mead, good company and fine tales not included.
Join us today! Waes Hail!!!
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Words of Wisdom
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