User:Mhaille/Ozzfest Destiny

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Principle Prophet of Ozzfest Destiny, John Michael Osbourne delivering a blessing on all true believers at a recent gathering. Although hard to understand the benediction is considered to be mumbled softly in Latin.

Ozzfest Destiny is a belief in the God-given right to bite the heads off of small creatures and to urinate on national monuments. Popular within the United States (and in some years, Europe), it is the only philosophical theory that claims God and the Devil are working in tandem.

Themes and Influences[edit]

Historians have noted three key themes that are usually touched upon by advocates of Manifest Destiny:

  1. The desire amongst our disaffected youth to dress the same in the name of "individuality" and to gather at large outdoor areas to listen to depressing, loud music played by elderly men approaching retirement age.
  2. The mission to keep on spreading Rock to the Free World.
  3. Spreading the gospel of Ozzfest, the most unholy union of all metal that has ever been forged on this plane of existence.

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